Description:

Smirnoff Vodka Mojito. Vile, foul tasting, chemical cleaners taste better than this. ... Taste: Insipid, lime with wood chips or wood alcohol. Vile tasting lime tinged horse piss.

The designation “mojito” is a misnomer; mojitos contain RUM, not vodka. This would be closer to a gimlet – they are trying to dress up this abortion with a trendy name and bastardize mojitos – despite what the sullen argumentative oaf peddling this crap at a Liquor store was trying to promote.